Comments on: Montauk Monster Makes Panda Mad! http://iheartpanda.net/2008/08/02/montauk-monster-makes-panda-mad/ a little endangered bear in New York Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:32:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Brunocerous http://iheartpanda.net/2008/08/02/montauk-monster-makes-panda-mad/#comment-10 Brunocerous Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:53:31 +0000 http://iheartpanda.wordpress.com/?p=8#comment-10 Panda is right to turn away from the undignified splaying of MM's naughty bits, as well. Well played, Panda! Panda is right to turn away from the undignified splaying of MM’s naughty bits, as well.

Well played, Panda!

]]> By: John http://iheartpanda.net/2008/08/02/montauk-monster-makes-panda-mad/#comment-8 John Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:11:05 +0000 http://iheartpanda.wordpress.com/?p=8#comment-8 The "montauk monster" reminds me of a legend told long ago by the Irish domestics who sought refuge and work on the Eastern End of Long Island in the early 1900's. Escaping the famine and religious tyranny gripping their native land, these hearty but somber folk took to the task of washing the floors and unmentionables of the hemopheliac WASPs with gripping glee. On Sundays, they would adjourn to the beaches for a communal picnic, the men smoking pipes and sipping rot gut whiskey, the woman serving pies and bread and sweet meats. And as the sun dipped down over the horizon, and the liquor and food took hold, one or two of the men would venture a tale of such a monster, a sharp toothed scraggle of a beast who emerged from the surf only upon a full moon, inching his way along the sand in search of human flesh. Of course, today the Irish still talk of such a blood-thirsty scoundrel in our midst, a hellish creature that prey's on the innocent, the hopeful, and the good. The name they give it though is not the montauk monster, but something even more haunting: Simon Cowell. The “montauk monster” reminds me of a legend told long ago by the Irish domestics who sought refuge and work on the Eastern End of Long Island in the early 1900′s. Escaping the famine and religious tyranny gripping their native land, these hearty but somber folk took to the task of washing the floors and unmentionables of the hemopheliac WASPs with gripping glee. On Sundays, they would adjourn to the beaches for a communal picnic, the men smoking pipes and sipping rot gut whiskey, the woman serving pies and bread and sweet meats. And as the sun dipped down over the horizon, and the liquor and food took hold, one or two of the men would venture a tale of such a monster, a sharp toothed scraggle of a beast who emerged from the surf only upon a full moon, inching his way along the sand in search of human flesh.

Of course, today the Irish still talk of such a blood-thirsty scoundrel in our midst, a hellish creature that prey’s on the innocent, the hopeful, and the good. The name they give it though is not the montauk monster, but something even more haunting: Simon Cowell.

]]> By: Sachi http://iheartpanda.net/2008/08/02/montauk-monster-makes-panda-mad/#comment-5 Sachi Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:45:35 +0000 http://iheartpanda.wordpress.com/?p=8#comment-5 Panda, why can't I go to bed dreaming of Sugar PLum Fairies after enduring that kind of stress? Panda, why can’t I go to bed dreaming of Sugar PLum Fairies after enduring that kind of stress?

]]> By: Brian Tripp http://iheartpanda.net/2008/08/02/montauk-monster-makes-panda-mad/#comment-4 Brian Tripp Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:06:24 +0000 http://iheartpanda.wordpress.com/?p=8#comment-4 Panda, if you told me something showed up on Montauk dead and bloated I would have thought it was the the career of Roseanne Bar of perhaps the fame of Perez Hilton. No, Panda, you're right the latter is only wishly thinking. Thanks for the info and the insight. You are wise beyond your animation Panda, if you told me something showed up on Montauk dead and bloated I would have thought it was the the career of Roseanne Bar of perhaps the fame of Perez Hilton. No, Panda, you’re right the latter is only wishly thinking.

Thanks for the info and the insight. You are wise beyond your animation

]]> By: Felicia http://iheartpanda.net/2008/08/02/montauk-monster-makes-panda-mad/#comment-3 Felicia Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:11:41 +0000 http://iheartpanda.wordpress.com/?p=8#comment-3 Love the subliminal smiley face on the upper right. Pure genius. Love the subliminal smiley face on the upper right. Pure genius.

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